Fiscal cliffs. North Korean missiles. And now they want me to worry about who TV magician
Paul Daniels knobbed, or didn't knob, in the 1970s?
Let he who has never kicked a teenage hitchhiker out of a car, then sped away with the lights off, cast the first stone.
Let he who has never kicked a teenage hitchhiker out of a car, then sped away with the lights off, cast the first stone.
I learn from The Sun that Daniels used to be "plagued" by groupies. Just when I think I'm finally starting to understand women, I read something like that, and it's back to the drawing board.
They couldn't resist his "not a lot" catchphrase. Bruce Forsyth managed to bed a few beauty queens with his more impressive one. Have you ever thought of getting your own catchphrase, Harry?
ReplyDeleteJeebus - Debbie McGee hasn't aged a day in fifteen years.
ReplyDeleteBlood of virgins. Must be.
>Jeebus - Debbie McGee hasn't aged a day in fifteen years.
ReplyDeleteNope. It's just that blonde is very like grey.
It's just a mercy Tommy Cooper didn't live long enough to get caught up in this. If they only knew the places he'd stuck his fez it'd be non-stop pitchforks and torches outside his house by now...
ReplyDeleteIn the full Daniels interview, he claims the girl was also a magician.
ReplyDelete"She put her hand on my knee, and suddenly I found I'd turned into a lay-by"
Not to mention a metalworker.
ReplyDelete"She made a bolt for the door"
Who gave him superhuman strength :
ReplyDelete"And I tore up the road with my lights off"
What, may I ask, is a "TV magician"?
ReplyDeleteCan he switch from men's clothes to women's in an instant with a wave of his wand?
Meet the man who excels: Paul Daniels!
ReplyDeleteI look forward without trepidation to that day in 2050, when your obsession with Boris of the Johnsons is dragged into the light of day Hutton, you cunt.
ReplyDeleteAll this furore has certainly alerted me to what is really going on in these 'lay bys.' I had always paid them little heed, assuming those cars one always seemed to see there contained dozing sales representatives, perhaps consulting a map or catching some shut-eye after a long drive. Now I know the truth, I shall be pulling over regularly, todger at the ready, for a good look.
ReplyDeleteWhat with Paul Daniels and his lay-by groupies, Jimmy Saville getting vulnerable teens to wank him off and the Krankies going to swingers' parties, they'll be telling us that Jimmy Tarbuck murdered babies with a plastic bag filled with cans and that John Craven used live African children's heads to scratch his anus before Newsround broadcasts.
ReplyDeleteHold the phone... "Krankies going to swingers' parties"? What? In what fucked-up universe did *that* happen?
ReplyDeleteOh, Diogenes - how we envy you here at the twilight of the world. You were dead before the worst...
Harry, Harry, Harry, Harry...still blogging? The least you could do is delete spam comments.
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ReplyDeleteIs it just me or is Mr. Daniels a dead ringer for Stewie from ‘Family Guy’?
TV magician Paul Daniels.... wait, hang on. Who is this who who did what to who now in the 1970s?
ReplyDeleteWhere's Hutton been? 3 month without a post = unacceptable!
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Fine collection of spam you have here, Mr Hutton. Reminds me of those Indian guys who grow their fingernails to interminable length.
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I'd like to mould all this spam into a giant dildo to bugger you with, Hutton. Couldn't you at least visit your blog now and again to hoover up all the litter?
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