This poem works as well a miner who took voluntary redudancy and spent the rest of his life eating chip butties in a titty bar. Couldn't you have at least given us a limerick after 3 months, Harry?
Harry, Harry, Harry - no one's interested in what a has-been union leader looked like on a train. Haven't you realised by now that only posts about David Irving pull in the punters?
I'm so relieved that you have Second Class over there. I had previously understood that you had only First Class and Third Class due to cost saving measures.
To whom shall I post my lump of foreign aid coal this year?
Fuck off Zahid Ahmed, you fucking spammer. Hutton may be a gay whore who allows punters like you to jizz all over him, but those who comment here don't want you sticking your greasy dick in front of their noses. I'd like to stick a ferret in your trousers, you fucking parasite.
I'm so relieved that you have Second Class over there. I had previously understood that you had only First Class and Third Class due to cost saving measures.
The sons of the Prophet are brave men and bold And quite unaccustomed to fear, But the bravest by far in the ranks of the Shah, Was Abdul Abulbul Amir.
At the rear of the ranks stands a fat spamming twat, The fuckwit called Zahid Ahmed. Jam your spam up your jaxie, and change your career; Hawk the cunts of your sisters instead.
Aisha and Maryam and cute little Zeinab Each in her way a true Eastern Venus, Each peeping out from her elegant hijab Each longing and sobbing for infidel, er, driving licences.
Sad that Harry has to suffer such a jaded audience. That was one of the most profound passages I ever read---sort of a blend of Anna Karenina, Death of a Salesman, National Geographic and Planes, Trains and Automobiles. It brought tears to my eyes.
I am really impressed by the top quality writing and commenting on this blog. Please do me the honour of dining at The Taj Mahal restaurant in Tooting, Harry. Mutton for Mr Hutton will be the order of the day!
What ho! A lot foreign johnnies have started commenting since I was last here. Are any of these chappies available as guides for an expedition to Peshawar?
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I've seen many a letter to the Times that can be used as grout.
ReplyDeleteThis poem works as well a miner who took voluntary redudancy and spent the rest of his life eating chip butties in a titty bar. Couldn't you have at least given us a limerick after 3 months, Harry?
ReplyDeleteI prefer titty butties in a chip bar.
ReplyDeleteHarry, Harry, Harry - no one's interested in what a has-been union leader looked like on a train. Haven't you realised by now that only posts about David Irving pull in the punters?
ReplyDeleteHarry, thought that the Chavistas got you. Don't go wet on us.
ReplyDeleteWell, if that's not poetry then it's probably prose.
ReplyDeleteYou'd look bloody miserable if you got of at Darlington.
ReplyDeleteMind you, the whole of Darlington would look miserable if they saw Scargill getting off.
Is that like getting off at Gateshead? 'Cos that would make anyone miserable...
ReplyDeleteThat was the worst attempt at Haiku I've seen in a good while
ReplyDeleteWashed up trade-unionists may get off at Darlington. As a jurisprudence fetishist, however, I prefer to get off on a technicality.
ReplyDeleteWe shall hear more of Albania.
Remember to change the batteries regularly on that "technicality", Thon - don't want the buzz to die too soon...
ReplyDeleteSecond Class?
ReplyDeleteI'm so relieved that you have Second Class over there. I had previously understood that you had only First Class and Third Class due to cost saving measures.
To whom shall I post my lump of foreign aid coal this year?
PeterTB of the Antipodes
Hi rodw, I never realised you were still commenting here! You never did tell me whether the 'w' stands for 'wonker'.
ReplyDeleteFuck off Zahid Ahmed, you fucking spammer. Hutton may be a gay whore who allows punters like you to jizz all over him, but those who comment here don't want you sticking your greasy dick in front of their noses. I'd like to stick a ferret in your trousers, you fucking parasite.
ReplyDeleteI'm so relieved that you have Second Class over there. I had previously understood that you had only First Class and Third Class due to cost saving measures.
ReplyDeleteIt's always about class with you lot, isn't it?
The sons of the Prophet are brave men and bold
ReplyDeleteAnd quite unaccustomed to fear,
But the bravest by far in the ranks of the Shah,
Was Abdul Abulbul Amir.
At the rear of the ranks stands a fat spamming twat,
The fuckwit called Zahid Ahmed.
Jam your spam up your jaxie, and change your career;
Hawk the cunts of your sisters instead.
I say! Are the sisters of Zahid Ahmed comely? I'll have a go, if so.
ReplyDeleteAisha and Maryam and cute little Zeinab
ReplyDeleteEach in her way a true Eastern Venus,
Each peeping out from her elegant hijab
Each longing and sobbing for infidel, er, driving licences.
Six months of checking this blog daily for this?
ReplyDeleteI knew this day would come.
ReplyDeleteSad that Harry has to suffer such a jaded audience. That was one of the most profound passages I ever read---sort of a blend of Anna Karenina, Death of a Salesman, National Geographic and Planes, Trains and Automobiles. It brought tears to my eyes.
ReplyDeletePS. Oh the humanity.
Look here, Mr Brocket; do you happen to know whether they take it up the arse?
ReplyDeleteHe was a man, take him for all in all, we shall not look upon his like again.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you've made contact, Zahid. I need someone to lick the shit out of my arse crack. How soon can you get here?
ReplyDeleteI am really impressed by the top quality writing and commenting on this blog. Please do me the honour of dining at The Taj Mahal restaurant in Tooting, Harry. Mutton for Mr Hutton will be the order of the day!
ReplyDeleteWhat ho! A lot foreign johnnies have started commenting since I was last here. Are any of these chappies available as guides for an expedition to Peshawar?
ReplyDeletePeshawar, my lord? I should advise against it. It's full of foreign Johnnies.
ReplyDeleteForeign johnnies? French letter sort of things?
ReplyDeleteI'll take a gross. The large size, please.
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