IT'S A STINKING WORLD

"Where is your usual bonhomie?" writes Tim T. "Crappy new year to you too."

Bonhomie my arse. It’s a stinking world. Christmas is the time for bonhomie and goodwill. New Year is a time to reflect how dismally mean and stupid one’s countrymen are. I was on the National Express yesterday. You would not believe how ugly everyone was.

So don't talk to me about bonhomie.