To: The Israeli Embassy, London
Dear Sir,
I represent the Student Union of the University of Sheffield. We recently took the decision to recongise the State of Israel, following an acrimonious debate. Please inform the Ambassador of our decision.
What is the next step? When would be a good time to meet His Excellency for photographs?
A thousand shaloms.
Yours faithfully,
Harry Hutton
From: The Israeli Embassy - Director Public Affairs
Dear Harry,
Thanks for your email. That’s great news... we were recognized at last. I was in Sheffield twice last year - did we meet? Maybe we should organise a talk at the student Union this year again.
Dan Shaham
Director of Public affairs
Haha, Hutton, he got you there! Bet you never thought he'd visited Sheffield University. And you were stumped for a reply as if the cat got your tongue! You should have written "Dear Dan, it was all a big hoax, you may spank my bottom".
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