ACCENTUATE THE NEGATIVE

They’re still going on about that Cheney thing. Jesus, you shoot one lawyer…

This week he hasn’t shot anyone, though you’d never learn that from the Mainstream Media.

Once, when I was a young sprout, I saw some dead pheasants our kitchen, and noticed that they had holes in them. “Daddy, have these been shot?” I asked. “No,” he said. “They give themselves up.”

Nasty old man.