From Dumb Britain in this week's Private Eye:

DJ Danny: Napoleon died in St Helen’s [sic] on this day 165 years ago. What did he say on his death bed?
Lisa from Doncaster: Kiss me, Hardy.
DJ Danny: You’re right!
MAGIC AM BREAKFAST SHOW, SOUTH YORKS

That's really world class. You could make a column called Dumb Norway or Thick Japan, but it wouldn't be the same.