OPEN LETTER TO MEL GIBSON

Dear Mr Gribson,

This is a final warning to pay for your electricity use. You owe £48.32.

The original figure was £50.32, but I gave you a discount because it’s a sunny day, and I think you’re right about the Jews. Otherwise I would have to punch you on the ear.

If, in seven days, you do not respond to this final demand, we shall refer the matter to a third party for recovery.

Contact:-

Terrence Shepard
Customer Services
Powergen
PO Box 7750
Nottingham
NG1 6WR

P.S. There is no God.

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