OAF OF THE MONTH

What a frightful oaf.

UPDATE! Anyway, it isn’t even true that women go for powerful men. Even when I claim to be a Hedge Manager, Sultan of Zanzibar, etc., they still won’t let me anywhere near their action. How does “Hitchens” explain that?

And why does this kind of relationship never work the other way round? You would never catch Peter Andre giving head to Hillary Clinton, for example. Why not? I mean, from an anthropologist's point of view, why not? Someone must know.

Does anyone know how to use photoshop, by the way? This post needs a picture, to really drive that last point home.