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"With over 400 billion cups consumed every year, coffee is the world's most popular beverage."

What balderdash! Most people are Asian, and most Asians drink tea. Like it or not, China has 1.3 billion Chinese people living in it*. If they each drink one cup of tea per day that’s already more than 400 billion cups. And the true figure is more like 8 cups each. They drink it all day long, prodigious great pots of it. There are also 1.1 billion Indians, are there not, hardly any of whom drink coffee.

The man who wrote this is a disgrace, bringing the internet into disrepute with his preposterous claims. Either he knows dick-all about hot beverages, in which case he should keep his filthy yap shut; or he is a deceitful dog.

"Coffee is a beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of the coffee plant."

Yeah, well that’s true. I’ll give you that one.

*To an anthropologist, they are known as China-men, or Chinese denizens.