CONDI 2008, A LOVE POEM
To me, the President's a schmuck,
You're the one I'd like to
Vote for; if only you would run.
You're hotter than a bowl of chile,
I'd like to let you hold my
Hand, and wander by the river.
The journalists they laugh and mock,
O do not spurn my throbbing
Heart; why won't you notice me?
They laugh at you, but I don't mind,
I want to take you from
All this, to somewhere far away.
They say you're wrong about Iraq;
I'd love to get you in the
Oval Office, and keep you close to me.
Each day the terrorists you hunt;
O how I long to fill your
Ears, with vows of deepest love.
Unlike the others you have class,
And unlike them a shapely
Figure; and unlike them a smile.
I'll love you till I lose my wits,
Your beauty and your massive
Achievements; I'll always be your fan.
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