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TOSSER STRUCK ON CHIN BY VEGETABLE SIEGE WEAPON
Like most Britons, I am in the habit of looking up at the sky when I leave the house to see if I am about to be killed by a pumpkin. So this story made my blood run cold:
“The first weekend of pumpkin flinging season ended abruptly Sunday... Chuck Willard of Hancock hit on the chin… medieval weapon called a trebuchet… it can toss pumpkins 300 yards... He was treated and released and said to be anxious to start tossing pumpkins again.”When a man fires a pumpkin 300 yards, he becomes as a wrathful god, raining death and plagues from the sky. He can smiteth the heathen on the other side of a car park, like a thunderbolt of Zeus. Can such destructive power be harnessed for good, or will it fall into the wrong hands, is the question we now must ask.
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