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I was unamused by the kitten photos
Chat up line- guaranteed results!
My iPod is a glorified herd of cows
You are more likely to die in a car crash than be eaten by a fox
Which Spice Girl would you eat first?
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Buddha joke 2
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Capricorn- beware of falling masonry King of the blogs competition! This training day is as welcome as a cockroach in my salad I'm in love with a wonderful helicopter
Man, that's what I call real coffee
The Campaign for Real Swearing
How would you like to get your hands on my dong?
This "election" in our revolted colonies is essentially a form of treason
Hitchens' double bluff irony impasse
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Letter to the Hong Kong and Shanghai Bank:
Dear Sir,
Would it be possible to borrow $300,000 to pay a blackmailer? I realise it's a lot of money, but I would rather get it from someone respectable, rather than the sort of people who would slit my ears off if I fell behind on repayments. I've done a few things I shouldn't have did, and if I can't come up with the money by next month they're going to splash my name all over the tabloids, bringing shame to my family, serious porridge for me, and a spiral of bloody revenge when I get out. Best thing is to just pay the slags quickly, then bide my time and hit them when I can. I'll cave their heads in with a lump of pig iron.
I can't offer much in the way of security, I'm afraid, but I assure you I can repay you in the next few months. I just need to call in a few favours. And would it be possible to withdraw the full amount in cash, preferably fives and tens?
Not a word to the pigs. I know people.
Yours faithfully,
Harry Hutton
Copy and email to your local bank. Prizes for the best replies. First prize- a fleet of Rolls Royces!
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I agree with Abu Hamza- up to a point
The time I punched JK Galbraith
Who was worse: Blair or Hitler?
CELEBRITY NEWS
A Rolex, though ugly, will pay for itself in quim
Colombian death squads dump Kate Moss
50 Cent almost too stupid to speak
Nothing fishy about monster carp says Krugman
MEANINGLESS HOAXES
Correspondence with the Ku Klux Klan
Correspondence with Boris Johnsons
British Airways- I'll show those fucks
Is this a library or a bordello?
TEACHING ENGLISH
Your child is an illiterate cabbage
Like a trouser, yet not a trouser The British Council- at least it's not run by a drunk
Non-academic sub-adult clowning
You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear
No sane man cares about such things
Your daughter is very beautiful, but unfortunately completely stupid
The Dunderheads shall inherit the earth
This is a real pain in the arse
BRITAIN
I'm sick of this country and its stupid taps
The British public are deeply stupid The UK's most successful ethnic group
The man on the Clapham omnibus is a cretin
Reflections on the British drunk
Do you want a punch in the mouth?
How many divisions has Eddie Izzard?
Most of the world’s problems still caused by Britain This country's really gone to hell since we stopped burning papists
Many of my best friends are bishops
Reading, Berkshire, is a dog hole
COLOMBIA
Shut your cake hole, you lunatic
I don't care about human rights that much
That which does not kill you almost kills you
I don't know how much more I can take
VENEZUELA
Dancing on the deck of the Titanic
You toucha my pies, I shoota you head
The pros and cons of domestic violence
Life? Don't talk to me about life
The evil Castro cured my cough
Breast implants out of control
Venezuelan crude is heavy and sour, like the women in High Wycombe
One of those parties that got out of hand
Do you believe everything The Economist tells you?
Don King has lots of good ideas
BLOGGERS
The Instapundit: a master of the bore's craft
Pie attacks on Professor Krugman Eminem, Bin Laden, Tim Blair, etc.
If you don't clear off, I'll set the dogs on you Malkins and Hinderaker: not for an age, but for all time
Instapundit failing the boring man in a pub test
THE GREAT BIG WAR AGAINST TERROR
If you stick your dick in a bees' nest you'll get stung
I am opposed to the hacking off of heads
Iraq- it's all a matter of perspective
Bush pursues terrorist beyond the grave
NORTH KOREA
Kim Jong Il wouldn't do that- it's irrational
If London is still standing in 2020, I'll eat my hat
The time I saw a woman get savaged by a bear
SPORTS JOURNALISM
People who like football should be put in boxes and bulldozed into the sea Please hit our fans with clubs
I love Brazilian Ultimate Fighting
PALESTINE
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Someone threw a bomb in our garden
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Israel / Palestine- the problem of two men in one trousers
AUSTRALIA
Is it wrong to execute Australians?
The Australian Broadcasting Corporation
LITERATURE
Your severed foot would look good on my coffee table
STUDENT WORK
When you sleep on the "cheap" bed, you will feel it is too bad TRAVEL
Christ were those peasants ugly
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MISC
Survey: Britons marginally less unpopular than the French If you like rock music you must be stupid
People now idiots- TV to blame
Goldman Sachs makes billions shorting Goldman Sachs stock
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WHICH SPICE GIRL WOULD YOU EAT FIRST? VOTE NOW!
You are trapped on a desert island with the Spice Girls. Food and rum have run out. You are weak from hunger and there is no hope of rescue. Which Spice Girl would you eat first?
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DAMN HER AND HER PARIS FADS
Had just made the morning tea when I discovered that there is no more milk. My girlfriend says I should put a slice of lemon in it. Damn her and her Paris fads.
VOTE FOR THE WORST FILM OF ALL TIME
No, I will not be going to see Kill Bill 2. I am not exaggerating or trying to be funny when I say that Kill Bill 1 was the second worst film I have ever seen, the worst being Moulin Rouge.
Jeebus, do you remember Moulin Rouge? The most painful afternoon I have ever spent in the cinema. I saw it in Colombia. Despite the civil war you can go into any shopping mall and see the identical same crap as you get in High Wycombe. That’s progress.
Vote for worst film of all time in the comments section, if you have nothing more pressing to do.
JOHN LENNON HAS BEEN SHOT!
Apparently John Lennon has been shot.
If there's any more news on that, I'll keep you posted.
KILLER FACT!
The New York Times' weekend section has 8,000 pages and weighs as much as a dog. No living human has ever managed to finish it.
MOST OF THE WORLD’S PROBLEMS STILL CAUSED BY BRITAIN
After all these years people are still bitching at us -I am British- for the problems of the Middle East. And Kashmir. And Cyprus. And some other places I don’t remember right now.
Well OK. But if we are going to get the blame for Palestine and Iraq, then I insist we get the credit for Hong Kong and Singapore. Or if Hong Kong and Singapore are the result of "Asian values" then the current pig's breakfast in the Middle East must have been caused by Arab-Israeli values. You can't have it both ways.
When we make things better no one thanks us, and when we make it worse they never forgive us. It’s just so unfair.
ANGRY HORDES
Why is it, by the way, that you can make Buddha jokes, amusing or not as the case may be, and nobody minds; not even Buddhists. Yet were I to try the same thing with the Prophet Mohammad my website would be burned down by, like, an angry horde.
I throw it in for debate.
MORE BUDDHA:
Anyway, so the Buddha goes into a pizzeria and says, “Make me one with everything.”
Ba-doom, ba-doom... What’s that? Sides not split? Ah, well, it’s all in the delivery.
HATS OFF TO ALL CONCERNED
Just went to see the Po Lin Monastery on Lantau island. Very, very nice. If you like monks, they’ve got those; and if you are into giant bronze statues of Buddha, they’ve got those too. They seem to have thought of everything. Hats off to all concerned.
If you are lucky enough to live in Hong Kong and would like to know more about the path to enlightenment, there’s a Master of Buddhist Studies course at HKU that might interest you. Students will learn about how to attain Nirvana, and reincarnation. It isn't cheap: $60,000 for a course. But, hey, you only live once!
Ba-doom, ba-doom, tish!
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LIKE A TROUSER, YET NOT A TROUSER
Just had an interesting discussion with a student.
"How to say [in English] trouser," he asked, "but isn't trouser?"
"Huh?" I said.
"Isn't trouser. What it is?"
I said that I wasn't entirely sure. He said that it was like a trouser, but is wear in the street. After a couple of minutes of this conversation I was ready to burst into tears. He was like a terrier with a rat. He absolutely would not let me proceed until we had cleared up this important point.
It is like a trouser, yet in some important sense not a trouser. One wears it in the street. Does that suggest anything to you?
THE FASTEST GROWING SEXUAL PERVERSION IN CHINA.
Click back next week and I will reveal what is the fastest growing perversion in China.
Take my word for it, it's disgusting.
THE BRIDE WAS FLOGGED FOR CHEWING GUM
(Wedding news)
The marriage of Miss Samantha Gillot and Mr. Anthony John Chiffin took place on April 17th at St. Peter's Church, Spennymore.
Miss Gillot is the daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Michael Gillot of Stoke Row, and Mr. Chiffin was raised in the forest by beasts of prey. The bride was given away by her father, who wore a dress of ivory Thai silk decorated with pearls and gold embroidery, and a long train.
The chief bridesmaid Sheryl Chiffin and bridesmaids Clare Scott and Amy Smith wore ballerina-length ivory silk dresses edged in plum pink. Ben Sweeney, the pageboy, wore an ivory silk suit with a plum pink cummerbund, like the worst kind of nancy.
For the minority who are interested, the service was conducted by the Reverend "David" Harvey, who addressed the congregation in fluent Apache.
During the service they sang Praise My Soul The King Of Heaven and Yes, Sir, I Can Boogie. The bouquets were of mixed cottage flowers, including roses and honeysuckle.
The reception was held at The Springs Hotel, Spennymore, and the honeymoon was spent in Phuket and Singapore, where the bride was flogged for chewing gum.
CHAT UP LINE: GUARANTEED RESULTS.
Saw a girl on the bus today, bit of a fox, so I sat down opposite and attracted her attention by bursting a balloon. “I am a tomato,” I announced, when she looked up. “So am I a fruit... or a vegetable?” She didn't know, so I explained to her in a nerd voice that technically I am a fruit in that I grow above ground, but that the United States Agricultural Department considers me a vegetable for the purposes of import levy.
Sadly, she did not speak English, otherwise we would have been getting naked within the hour. I have personally had over six hundred women using this method.
AS I ATE THE TOMATOES I WEPT.
I recently ate my first grape tomato. I’d never seen one in Hong Kong before. It was so delicious that I don’t mind telling you that I wept. After that I ate another, and then another. They are as addictive as cigarettes, and I crammed handful after handful of them into my mouth as the tears rolled down my cheeks.
TRIVIA CORNER.
Q. Which American city is named after General Sam Houston?
a. Sam, Texas
b. Houston, Texas
c. Stockton-On-Tees
The correct answer is a.
RUNNING AWAY FROM DOGS- THE FUN WAY TO FITNESS
How can you lose weight fast? Which sport burns more calories per hour than any other? Swimming? Jogging? Aerobics? In fact, it is none of these. The best sport for weight-loss, muscle tone and the cardio-vascular system is Running Away From Dogs.
Which is why we at the Sports Science Labs of the University of Nebraska invented the Tunnel of Dogs. It couldn't be easier. Simply wait in the tunnel till the dog appears, then run for your life. When you have completed the requisite number of laps a net comes down, ensnaring the hound and saving you from a savaging. Never has losing weight been so easy.
If you are interested in Running Away From Dogs write to Dr Herman Van Loon at the University of Nebraska, enclosing a doctor's certificate and your favourite tie.
GLUE-SNIFFERS, DRUNKEN HARPIES.
In London everyone is huffing and puffing about the new statue in Trafalgar Square. A naked pregnant woman with no arms? What’s that got to do with anything? A member of the public getting beaten up by glue-sniffers while a drunken harpy vomits on his shoes would better represent the modern United Kingdom.
I personally wanted another statue of Lord Nelson, but nobody listens to me.
THEY'RE MAKING GREAT STRIDES IN CHINA
Just got back from Shenzhen in Mainland China. Bought a pair of tailor-made trousers for about $10, or 6 of your English pounds. As it says in Newsweek, they are making great strides in China.
Ba-doom, ba-doom, tish!
*note for American readers: this is even more side-splitting when you know that strides is Anglo / Australian slang for trousers.
KIM IL SUNG'S BIRTHDAY!
Today is the birthday of comrade Kim Il Sung. To celebrate, me and 15,000 of my pals will be singing "We owe our bumper crop to the leader." You are invited.
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SWARMING BY IN THEIR TENS
Off to a fine start over here. Only two days old and already people are swarming by in their tens.
Interesting piece by Mark Steyn. He’s lunching in Fallujah. The Arabs are in awe of him as a “strong horse” because is wearing cufflinks, and so spared his life. This is an argument for using greater force.
VIOLENT BRITAIN
The British-controlled sectors of Iraq are quieter than the rest country. British soldiers have been less confrontational than the Americans, and haven’t antagonized the locals to the same extent:
"British rules of engagement only allow troops to open fire when attacked, using the minimum force necessary and only at identified targets… The British response in Iraq has been much softer [than the Americans']. During and after the war the British set about trying to win the confidence of the local population." (From The Daily Telegraph).
And yet when you meet British soldiers in Britain itself they are very far from non-confrontational, always smashing up bars and hitting people. They keep the peace in Basra and Kosovo, but they breach the peace in Colchester. A paradox.
Unprovoked attack… assault… completely unprovoked… felt a blow… swollen nose…etc.
Woman bites soldier. Soldier hits woman with bottle. Tells the court he did not realize he was holding a bottle. (Christ, what a country!)
Navy towns are apparently even worse. 
Off-duty squaddies enjoying a night out in Henley.
SHOULD FALLUJAH BE REDUCED TO CHARRED ASHES?
A thoughtful letter in the Post-Gazette:
"The entire city of Fallujah should be firebombed from the air, just as we did with Dresden. Many people died. It was war. So is what we are engaged in now. That whole city, and every man, woman, and child in it, should be reduced to nothing but charred ashes.
A message needs to be sent to those who would commit such actions as the terrorists in Fallujah did. The only reason they continue to do so is because they can. "Let the punishment fit the crime" is an old saying that in many cases falls short. The punishment should be more severe than the crime, if possible, so as to act as a deterrent to future crime."
Polls show that only 0.9% of Americans would support the Dresden-style firebombing of Fallujah. And yet 0.9% of the American population is equivalent to the population of Kansas.
WHAT GIVES GEORGE BUSH THE RIGHT TO SINGLE OUT KANSAS IN THIS WAY?
IRAQ
The latest news from Iraq has me pissing into my trousers with fear.
On the other hand, I've just bought a blender for making fruit juices, so life is pretty good.
It's all a question of perspective.
Il faut cultiver notre jardin, as the Irish say.
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