Sorry I haven’t updated. I spent the last three weeks getting drunk to celebrate the election of Joe Biden as America’s 47th white vice-president. I never thought I’d live to see the day. Me and some other whites went out for a drink, then after a few port and lemons Giles Poncington (a pasty acquaintance of mine) starts asking if Biden is white enough. This led to a sharp exchange of views with Biffo Dingethorpe, who argued that Boris Johnson is even whiter than Biden, and yet a bigger arse-head you shall not see in a summer’s day.
The discussion soon degenerated into a snarling melee between the Whites and the Very Whites, and to cut a long story short I just got out on bail this morning.
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I agree with Abu Hamza- up to a point
The time I punched JK Galbraith
Who was worse: Blair or Hitler?
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A Rolex, though ugly, will pay for itself in quim
Colombian death squads dump Kate Moss
50 Cent almost too stupid to speak
Nothing fishy about monster carp says Krugman
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Correspondence with the Ku Klux Klan
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British Airways- I'll show those fucks
Is this a library or a bordello?
TEACHING ENGLISH
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Like a trouser, yet not a trouser The British Council- at least it's not run by a drunk
Non-academic sub-adult clowning
You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear
No sane man cares about such things
Your daughter is very beautiful, but unfortunately completely stupid
The Dunderheads shall inherit the earth
This is a real pain in the arse
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I'm sick of this country and its stupid taps
The British public are deeply stupid The UK's most successful ethnic group
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Reflections on the British drunk
Do you want a punch in the mouth?
How many divisions has Eddie Izzard?
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Many of my best friends are bishops
Reading, Berkshire, is a dog hole
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Shut your cake hole, you lunatic
I don't care about human rights that much
That which does not kill you almost kills you
I don't know how much more I can take
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The pros and cons of domestic violence
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The evil Castro cured my cough
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People now idiots- TV to blame
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LIVEBLOGGING THE ELECTION
8.01- Obama has won the first 1% of Indiana. Big whoop. Only a turkey would live in Indiana.
8.03- McCain wants to cut taxes for decent hard-working Americans. How right the Vietnamese were to bayonet him!
8.04- I went to Vietnam for a holiday and not once did I get bayoneted. Not once. The secret? I didn’t go around dropping bombs on them.
8.05- If there’s one thing I can't stand it’s decent hard-working Americans.
8.06- Indecent slothful Americans I don't mind so much.
8.07- Wolf Blitzer is pointing at a pie chart.
8.09- Wolf Blitzer. Morton Kondrake. Why do Americans have these fucking idiotic names?
8.20- What time is Obama going to make his moving speech? Obviously I hope he wins, though I know he’s going to spend the next four years getting on my tits. Bush has been more disastrous than a plague of locusts, but at least he didn’t go around boring everyone to death.
8.22- Bush! I'd forgotten all about that tosser.
8.23- You could release 1,000 gang bangers from US jails, give each banger a wrecking ball and tell him that he had 8 years to do as much wrecking as he pleased, and between them they would still do less damage than Bush has done.
8.26- And yet, the damage he caused wasn’t infinite. A million bangers with wrecking balls would be more ruinous even than Bush. So the amount of damage, measured in wrecking ball years must be some number in between. In principle it ought to be possible to arrive at a precise figure, had I but world enough and time.
8.35- Bush still has a 20% approval rating. Who are all these people who approve of him? Who look at the dog's breakfast he has made of everything and think, yes, of this I approve? President Bush, I salute you!
8.51- CNN is calling it for Obama. The question is no longer, “Is America ready for its first black president?" It is, “Is America ready for the assassination of its first black president?" (got that from Jeremy Hardy on the News Quiz)
8.59- "Jonah Goldberg, in his role as television-raised idiot manchild of The Right, has been posting weird movie clips all day." I pass this on, for anyone who is interested.
10.42- Obama has lost Arkansas. There is now no way for him to win, unless he takes Maine.
10.48- I'm calling it for Ralph Nader.
10.54- Pretty convenient old grandma Obama croaking the night before the election, wouldn’t you say? Not that I necessarily believe that there was any foul play.
10.59- Heaven knows, I’m no pinko. People who steal toffees would be flogged in the public square if I were in charge. And yet I have always felt the most boiling hatred for the Republican party.
11.02- Ha ha. McCain lost. What an arsehole. I'd like to pelt the cantankerous old git with fruit.
11.20- Michelle Malkin: "Here’s my promise to you: As long as I can still publish a blog and speak my mind openly about the next denizen of the White House, I will."
Malkin will not be muzzled. That's a load off my mind.
1.17- End live blogging. Off to Bedfordshire.
QUICK QUIZ
Q. Which character in The Wire said, “I’m just a humble motherfucker with a big-ass dick?”
A. Trick question! It was Winston Churchill.
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