THE WORST PIECE OF HOMEWORK I HAVE EVER RECEIVED
Today is my last day as a teacher. To celebrate, here is the worst piece of homework that anyone has ever given me (which takes in some stiff competition). It is flawless: literally not a single sentence makes sense.

CARACAS TO PICTURESQUE CITY!
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Their road systems plows enough passable and maintained. It conserves in the helmet historic museums, houses, squares and monuments, where you dog evidence marries and events of Colonial our Caracas.

Among places of lives importance we dog yam: The Capitol, the Simon Bolivar, The Cathedral of Caracas, The National Vault, the Liberator's Native House, El Paso of the Spaniards in The Rocking ones, The Fifth the Stay, Central The University (At the moment noted World Patrimony).

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Poor guy, it probably took him a whole Sunday afternoon to produce this crap. "You dog appreciate aunt houses with net roofs that demonstrated that not passing of the cheats..." Dog? Can you believe that I was supposed to go through this with a red pen and underline the bits that are wrong, and give him some tips on how to improve his writing skills. What do you reckon? What particular area of his writing skills do you think he needs to work on?

To be fair to him it isn't actually less good than Finnegan's Wake.

- posted by Harry Hutton @ 1:53 am