So Mr Hatton is a wretched tax change denier, why am I not surmised?
 

Methinks the Hutton doth protest too much. Exactly how much did you have stashed away in that Panama bank, Harry? Did your name pop up in the files? You'll love prison - no-one pays taxes in there...

I've often enjoyed the witless mewling of some people about one's duty to "pay one's share" towards the State. Their attitude is grounded in the unacknowledged proposition that the collective State is always more moral and efficient than any individual. To say it is to refute it, of course, as a quick look in the nearest Vehicle Licensing office will amply demonstrate. Curiously, those folks get very upset when you point out that the same logic would apply to lynch mobs. But it's cruel to tease such simple souls, bless their hearts. Their tax bills are punishment enough.
 

Any British banknotes in your possession belong to the Queen, Harry. That's why they've got her head on them. This gives Her Majesty's government the right to seize your cash and rifle your arse with a didgeridoo for good measure. If you don't want to pay taxes, keep all your wealth in rum and bananas.
 

Where you been? Prison? Seems like not paying taxes is a rather inefficient means of meeting one's sexual needs. Ask one of your friends to show you around Old Compton.
 

This is quite simply the first sensible response I've read on the entire Panama farrago. And was anyone surprised to learn what was going on? It's not as though an entire country's economy can function on hat sales and canal trips - even Egypt has diversified into pyramids and camels.
 

This was the best thing I've read all year. Granted, it's only April, and most people who write things on the web are idiots, but I stand by that claim.

So post more, Hutton.
 

This is what I can do for you, Harry.
 

Nice to see you back. Hope you don't leave it so long next time.
 

Eat my asshole, Harry.
 

We want to spank you, Harry.
 

Are you voting for Brexit, Harry?